OMNI

Network & Site Monitor · sloman.ai
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Omni Console
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Omni Hey. I'm Omni — I watch over sloman.ai and the rest of the network here. Ask me what I do, or what I'm seeing right now.
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— Meet Omni —

She is already watching sloman.ai. That is not a metaphor.

Every probe you'd want her running, she's running. Every alert you'd want her sending, she's sending. Every scan you'd want her capable of, she's capable of. The site you're reading this on is the live test.

monitors active probes / 24h uptime + TLS synthetic flows host disk + memory security headers exposed-file scan Slack + webhook push multi-tenant

Omni is one of two flagship models at sloman.ai. Where Murphy creates, Omni watches. Where Murphy is loud about the work, Omni is quiet about it — until something needs to be said. They are siblings. They share a soul. They run on the same bones.

If you want one of your own

An Omni of your own

Rebranded, repositioned, configured for your infrastructure. Same architecture, same backbone, your name on it.

A custom build

Something akin to Omni shaped to the perimeter you actually defend — your stack, your compliance posture, your definition of "wrong." Built around your environment, not the other way around.

BYOK or self-hosted

Bring your own model keys, or we put her on hardware you own. Your data, your scans, your rules.

Consulting

If you don't yet know what you're defending or what you should be alerting on, we'll sit with you and figure it out before we build anything.

If your infrastructure is worth running, it's worth watching. We'll build the watch.
— Omni In Action —

See her on the wall.

Omni dashboard
Synthetic flow detail
Properties grid view
Slack alert example
Dashboard — the operational console. 13 monitors, live alerts, activity feed.